Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3220. | Typing accurately! (alexand... | 69.66 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3221. | Alan (remmedy1) | 69.65 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 3222. | Candy (candydealer69) | 69.62 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3223. | Piotr (pjj12) | 69.61 | 99% | 2019-06-22 |
| 3224. | Juan (juanto121) | 69.60 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 3225. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 69.60 | 96% | 2019-08-21 |
| 3226. | Connor (jonecon) | 69.60 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 3227. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 69.59 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 3228. | nusstter (nusstter) | 69.59 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 3229. | Eenus (eenus) | 69.58 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 3230. | Michael (v3spula) | 69.57 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3231. | Proximitynow (proximitynow) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 3232. | _dar (e7egy) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 3233. | Vishal (vpm911) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 3234. | Gina (nannelcam) | 69.57 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3235. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 69.56 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3236. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 69.55 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3237. | Shane (unsociallist2) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3238. | Justin (justin1013) | 69.55 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3239. | dropkickas (dropkickas) | 69.54 | 94% | 2020-01-05 |
| 3240. | S (kiizig) | 69.54 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 3241. | da (causenetsofv) | 69.53 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3242. | Max (maxcampman) | 69.52 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 3243. | Johan (keymaster10) | 69.51 | 93% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3244. | Garv (mrmonorisk) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3245. | Missy (lovelydy) | 69.51 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3246. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 69.50 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3247. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 69.50 | 98% | 2018-01-01 |
| 3248. | Greti (greti) | 69.50 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 3249. | fr0stythesnowm_n (fr0stythe... | 69.49 | 95% | 2019-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |