So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20362. | what (what_what_what) | 67.97 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 20363. | truc (tructxn) | 67.97 | 98% | 2011-12-28 |
| 20364. | Petch (petch_sama) | 67.97 | 94% | 2013-07-14 |
| 20365. | sn_ly (haeri) | 67.97 | 96% | 2013-03-30 |
| 20366. | P (birchum2) | 67.97 | 91% | 2013-05-14 |
| 20367. | aptnker (aptnker) | 67.97 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 20368. | Lisa (jjump) | 67.95 | 88% | 2011-08-16 |
| 20369. | Yvonne (yperrett) | 67.95 | 97% | 2013-08-10 |
| 20370. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 67.95 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 20371. | Cuong (nespro) | 67.95 | 96% | 2013-08-15 |
| 20372. | Racer (boyracer) | 67.95 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 20373. | ihba (ihba) | 67.94 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20374. | Toni (topityper) | 67.94 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 20375. | Decebal (kingdece) | 67.94 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 20376. | Eric (xplo99) | 67.94 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 20377. | pabl0 (pabl0juan) | 67.94 | 99% | 2013-03-24 |
| 20378. | sharaf (sharaf_makk) | 67.93 | 95% | 2022-10-14 |
| 20379. | maverick (nittanylion) | 67.93 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 20380. | kauron (kauron) | 67.92 | 90% | 2016-10-14 |
| 20381. | PlayerGamesPro (tanishqsingh) | 67.92 | 95% | 2023-10-26 |
| 20382. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 67.92 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 20383. | NuFilm (nufilm) | 67.92 | 93% | 2014-11-16 |
| 20384. | Julie (jjhall) | 67.92 | 98% | 2011-05-29 |
| 20385. | Panais (aispanais) | 67.92 | 97% | 2015-10-09 |
| 20386. | Cheok (galaxeo) | 67.91 | 95% | 2013-03-04 |
| 20387. | dogeater (droffline) | 67.91 | 94% | 2021-03-03 |
| 20388. | Daniel (dchae85) | 67.91 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 20389. | Aduket (comptrol) | 67.91 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 20390. | (you) (user_phil) | 67.91 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 20391. | Apperception (apperception) | 67.91 | 95% | 2011-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |