So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12448. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 80.97 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 12449. | ph (phmi) | 80.97 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 12450. | Seforius (seforius) | 80.96 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 12451. | Matthew (vokori) | 80.96 | 92% | 2014-06-09 |
| 12452. | Rachelle (persimmon) | 80.95 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 12453. | Mark (mtatom) | 80.95 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 12454. | Eric (afrodisiac96) | 80.94 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 12455. | William (goscrios) | 80.94 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 12456. | faters (faachinsh) | 80.94 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 12457. | Muri (murijo) | 80.94 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 12458. | Christian (chrixsi) | 80.94 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12459. | Fallen (fallenangel0) | 80.94 | 92% | 2016-05-16 |
| 12460. | Ben (benjiboyyy) | 80.94 | 95% | 2017-10-16 |
| 12461. | Sumit (sumit91) | 80.94 | 95% | 2013-04-20 |
| 12462. | Joe (rocco53) | 80.94 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 12463. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 80.94 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 12464. | Chris (theschmidter) | 80.93 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 12465. | Taplur (taplur) | 80.93 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 12466. | Timothy (timply) | 80.93 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 12467. | Joseph (jonas223xc) | 80.93 | 98% | 2014-09-04 |
| 12468. | Michael (shadowblade80) | 80.93 | 97% | 2017-02-15 |
| 12469. | Jody (j0dymae) | 80.93 | 96% | 2013-06-17 |
| 12470. | Nguyen Canh (ctna) | 80.93 | 99% | 2012-02-22 |
| 12471. | Kim P (kimmykimmy) | 80.92 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 12472. | Ppantnt (ppantnt) | 80.92 | 95.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12473. | Edwin (ed_win) | 80.92 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 12474. | floris (delaw) | 80.92 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 12475. | Mike (mperich) | 80.92 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 12476. | Luke (dubsluke) | 80.91 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 12477. | Matthias (reiwok) | 80.91 | 95% | 2014-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |