As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14963. | armantur (armantur) | 71.53 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 14964. | Uri (pony_salvaje) | 71.53 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 14965. | Matthew (jeffreyelze) | 71.53 | 97% | 2016-05-06 |
| 14966. | Dominic (elitebeast) | 71.53 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14967. | Tyler (trippy_truesdale) | 71.53 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 14968. | Badbringer (badbringer) | 71.53 | 93% | 2015-12-21 |
| 14969. | mo (mo_tch) | 71.52 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 14970. | VaMp96 (vamp96) | 71.52 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
| 14971. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 71.52 | 94% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14972. | Alec (rshackleford93) | 71.52 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 14973. | Filthy (filthyballer) | 71.51 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 14974. | Arizona (murderinc) | 71.51 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 14975. | László (cogitoergosum) | 71.51 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14976. | Logan (36beastgod) | 71.51 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14977. | Markus (twofx) | 71.51 | 90% | 2015-05-27 |
| 14978. | tia (tiamela) | 71.51 | 98% | 2016-12-28 |
| 14979. | K3 (lienk3) | 71.50 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 14980. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 14981. | Sh4rk (sh4rk__) | 71.50 | 96% | 2024-06-25 |
| 14982. | artist (apg21092002) | 71.50 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 14983. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 71.50 | 99% | 2016-05-22 |
| 14984. | Slow & Steady (zeeshan89) | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 14985. | Alikhan (realikh) | 71.50 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14986. | Piet (jompie) | 71.50 | 98% | 2016-08-12 |
| 14987. | sweep (sweeper007) | 71.49 | 96.8% | 2023-11-17 |
| 14988. | Jason (921jason921) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 14989. | Graham (gfoote) | 71.49 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 14990. | Nicholas (carrot17) | 71.48 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14991. | Billy (billy890) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 14992. | DWG (lsunixl) | 71.48 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |