The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9266. | Andee (andeetypes) | 90.76 | 99.3% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9267. | Sam (lixivius) | 90.76 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 9268. | Max (mparkosidis) | 90.76 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 9269. | sunny (sunxuz) | 90.76 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 9270. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 90.76 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 9271. | yakisoba (yakisobaa) | 90.75 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 9272. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 90.75 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 9273. | Derek (derekcfop) | 90.75 | 96.8% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9274. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 90.75 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9275. | J (yeonoson) | 90.75 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 9276. | Michael (mshxie) | 90.75 | 90% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9277. | Vaibhav (vaibhavk) | 90.74 | 92% | 2015-11-10 |
| 9278. | stop1it (_dvorak_) | 90.74 | 96% | 2013-08-13 |
| 9279. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 90.74 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 9280. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 90.74 | 98% | 2017-02-27 |
| 9281. | Sander (cubit32) | 90.74 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 9282. | sinnoh (serokai1721) | 90.73 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9283. | Theodrick (theodrick) | 90.73 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9284. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 90.73 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 9285. | Serend.. Too many trolls !!... | 90.73 | 91% | 2013-03-15 |
| 9286. | vignesh (vickybalaji) | 90.73 | 98% | 2014-08-09 |
| 9287. | Marthin (swagbender) | 90.72 | 92% | 2012-10-03 |
| 9288. | a (albqc) | 90.72 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9289. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 90.72 | 99% | 2019-05-11 |
| 9290. | Marcus (corgilobster) | 90.72 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 9291. | Arist (arist937) | 90.71 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 9292. | intermediate 2029 (darkis99) | 90.71 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 9293. | Han (laughinghan) | 90.71 | 95% | 2013-12-15 |
| 9294. | John (johnsimer2) | 90.71 | 92% | 2017-02-25 |
| 9295. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 90.71 | 97% | 2015-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |