I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11717. | Kekkers (kekkers) | 84.44 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 11718. | Lucian (the_eighth_wonder) | 84.44 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 11719. | howdoitellherilovehersomuch... | 84.44 | 96.1% | 2024-10-07 |
| 11720. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 84.44 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 11721. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 84.44 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 11722. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 84.44 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 11723. | tofu (tofu_860) | 84.43 | 98% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11724. | Taha (tgamer7700) | 84.43 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 11725. | Jake (jake_kef) | 84.43 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 11726. | fastkid (notfastkid) | 84.43 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 11727. | hiKalS (hikals) | 84.43 | 95% | 2017-10-11 |
| 11728. | Speedy Cici (carmur) | 84.42 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 11729. | orange44 (leotapp) | 84.42 | 94% | 2019-07-09 |
| 11730. | Free Palestine (tidy400) | 84.42 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11731. | cloasies (cloasies) | 84.42 | 96.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11732. | Spartan Warrior (gerogeka1111) | 84.41 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 11733. | Hamburgahh (hamburgahh) | 84.40 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 11734. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 84.40 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11735. | ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) | 84.40 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 11736. | Chaim (sermiahc) | 84.40 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 11737. | Robi (itstazee) | 84.40 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 11738. | moose78 (themoose_78) | 84.39 | 95% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11739. | Apsylon (apsylon) | 84.39 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11740. | z (randomosity) | 84.39 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 11741. | Norman (nfluc) | 84.38 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 11742. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 84.38 | 98.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 11743. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 84.38 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 11744. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 84.38 | 97.6% | 2024-03-31 |
| 11745. | Martin (murtinuto) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 11746. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 84.38 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |