Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2832. | Dezsö (lavolpe88) | 71.55 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2833. | Boris (dalboris) | 71.52 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 2834. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 71.51 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2835. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 71.50 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2836. | bigdad (fillmeupdaddy) | 71.49 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2837. | Nick (awildniko) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 2838. | b (byron911) | 71.47 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 2839. | bflow (bflowers) | 71.46 | 94% | 2019-08-03 |
| 2840. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 71.46 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 2841. | Ms (msgigglesz) | 71.44 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 2842. | Invisible (invisible2506) | 71.44 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2843. | changorilla (changorilla) | 71.43 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2844. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 71.42 | 99% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2845. | Xavier (metallix22001) | 71.41 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 2846. | paulamirada (4beth_esda) | 71.40 | 99% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2847. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 71.40 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2848. | serei (sereibott) | 71.39 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 2849. | Jeld (jeld) | 71.38 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2850. | Nacho! (ernestl_lalo) | 71.36 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2851. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 71.33 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 2852. | kdeplasma (slownoobtyper) | 71.33 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 2853. | Miracle- (nakatsumiuchiha) | 71.32 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 2854. | Kim (kyoheiikim) | 71.31 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 2855. | megatron (ahnomi) | 71.31 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2856. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 71.30 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2857. | Simeon (dragonist) | 71.28 | 100% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2858. | Martin (emerikn) | 71.27 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2859. | Bryan (bbennek) | 71.27 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| 2860. | Arkadiusz (zboniek999) | 71.26 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2861. | Asif (asif04) | 71.25 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |