The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22584. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 67.52 | 95.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 22585. | Alarick (alarick78) | 67.52 | 97% | 2012-05-12 |
| 22586. | Chimova (chimova) | 67.51 | 95.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 22587. | Alex (zanderst) | 67.51 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 22588. | Thomas (dankspace) | 67.51 | 95% | 2021-07-07 |
| 22589. | Don (odonjeque) | 67.51 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 22590. | Michelle (pludemj) | 67.51 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 22591. | Udan (udan_rimbus93) | 67.51 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 22592. | razvan (razvanel) | 67.51 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 22593. | ranarison (niaina) | 67.51 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 22594. | Nguyen (ngamykaka) | 67.51 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 22595. | Eddie (diettea) | 67.50 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 22596. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 67.50 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 22597. | Alireza (afateh) | 67.50 | 99% | 2021-10-18 |
| 22598. | Faizzul (faizzul3011) | 67.50 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 22599. | swag (swagmaster881) | 67.50 | 88% | 2016-08-24 |
| 22600. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 67.49 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 22601. | PANTIOS (pantios) | 67.49 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 22602. | serei (sereibott) | 67.49 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 22603. | Александар (aca2203) | 67.49 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 22604. | Damir (damirados) | 67.49 | 94% | 2015-04-07 |
| 22605. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 67.49 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 22606. | Taevon (morris640) | 67.48 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 22607. | AspectOfTheNerd (aspectofth... | 67.48 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 22608. | Weixun (weixunge) | 67.48 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 22609. | NotJamix (notjamix) | 67.48 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22610. | bell (bell125) | 67.48 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 22611. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 67.48 | 94% | 2015-12-30 |
| 22612. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 67.48 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 22613. | FUNRUINER (abefroman) | 67.48 | 84% | 2012-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |