So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29429. | Cheng Wei (changcw83phone) | 54.00 | 94% | 2012-08-18 |
| 29430. | Mars4ever (mars4ever) | 54.00 | 95% | 2013-07-16 |
| 29431. | Phúc Nguyên (nguyen86dong) | 54.00 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 29432. | Enchilada (enchilada) | 54.00 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 29433. | William (wbulovas) | 54.00 | 86% | 2016-04-17 |
| 29434. | Johan (johlun) | 54.00 | 90% | 2015-08-05 |
| 29435. | Jackie (jdeboer120) | 54.00 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 29436. | Hozi (hozibuho) | 54.00 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| 29437. | Ali (french_baguette) | 53.99 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 29438. | (orionr) (orionr) | 53.99 | 96% | 2023-03-28 |
| 29439. | kaput (kaput) | 53.99 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 29440. | Khushboo (khushbooa) | 53.99 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 29441. | Teemo (drayvar) | 53.98 | 92% | 2012-12-16 |
| 29442. | angie (angelow) | 53.98 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 29443. | Radu (radutache) | 53.98 | 90% | 2016-07-04 |
| 29444. | ATIF (atifsld) | 53.98 | 86% | 2016-12-08 |
| 29445. | David (brodogo) | 53.97 | 90% | 2017-02-22 |
| 29446. | jean (sepi11) | 53.97 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 29447. | Saranga (xaesm) | 53.97 | 93% | 2022-01-08 |
| 29448. | Marco (ankush12) | 53.97 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 29449. | HeMan (hitul) | 53.97 | 97.7% | 2023-05-23 |
| 29450. | A (gizmo17) | 53.97 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 29451. | Val (lavmotoh) | 53.97 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
| 29452. | Lam (lamnv) | 53.96 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 29453. | Romit (junior12345) | 53.96 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 29454. | Mazak (mazak) | 53.96 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 29455. | Leah (lilybethlily) | 53.96 | 87% | 2015-10-22 |
| 29456. | Katie (progress_2009) | 53.96 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 29457. | Bear (bearhaman@gmail.com) | 53.96 | 92% | 2011-07-17 |
| 29458. | Plingus (gigapog) | 53.95 | 93.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |