The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1358. | Mychal (plasmamyke) | 119.84 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 1359. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 119.83 | 92% | 2015-12-27 |
| 1360. | Diana (dkl2108) | 119.83 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 1361. | Cat (ardemus) | 119.83 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 1362. | frohman (frohman) | 119.83 | 99% | 2012-09-07 |
| 1363. | Mimi (phea59314) | 119.82 | 97.1% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1364. | kissfromarose (heartemojino... | 119.82 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 1365. | Michael (mepanchin) | 119.81 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 1366. | igs (x7041) | 119.80 | 95.8% | 2024-08-30 |
| 1367. | =) (fofusak) | 119.80 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
| 1368. | nr922 (nr922) | 119.78 | 97.2% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1369. | Austin (tbhys) | 119.78 | 93% | 2014-05-19 |
| 1370. | a (akagi) | 119.78 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 1371. | to be (cowlick) | 119.76 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 1372. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 119.75 | 97.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 1373. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 119.74 | 97.8% | 2024-01-29 |
| 1374. | BEAST (sepanian) | 119.71 | 94% | 2012-01-11 |
| 1375. | Prometheus (tomatonest) | 119.70 | 93% | 2013-06-07 |
| 1376. | asdf (intheoryno) | 119.69 | 97.7% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1377. | John (john404) | 119.68 | 93% | 2012-05-23 |
| 1378. | БОГ (tonypepperoni43) | 119.66 | 98.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1379. | marcus (thatguy176) | 119.64 | 97.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 1380. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 119.64 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 1381. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 119.64 | 99% | 2014-02-27 |
| 1382. | pnsi (pnsi) | 119.62 | 97.1% | 2025-02-03 |
| 1383. | Cuzzie (cuzzie) | 119.61 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 1384. | Mark (kdak) | 119.58 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
| 1385. | Albertus (adalberht) | 119.58 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1386. | Renato (xitraiv) | 119.57 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 1387. | Albert (kyoshira) | 119.57 | 98% | 2012-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |