The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 568. | (macieje) | 133.54 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 569. | Emily (emily529) | 133.54 | 97% | 2012-08-03 |
| 570. | Con (x78978) | 133.51 | 96% | 2014-02-15 |
| 571. | Chico (chicotheman94) | 133.51 | 97% | 2013-12-02 |
| 572. | Halo (halojune) | 133.48 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 573. | pajlada (pajlada) | 133.48 | 93% | 2016-04-02 |
| 574. | Bkooooo (bkhoe) | 133.47 | 98% | 2017-03-22 |
| 575. | ☀️9v3rte☀️ (astrotw... | 133.46 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 576. | Alan (alandnormal) | 133.46 | 97% | 2014-12-04 |
| 577. | Cashier (cashierhound) | 133.44 | 92% | 2015-12-04 |
| 578. | pugtaka (pugtaka) | 133.41 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 579. | (g_fruit) | 133.36 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
| 580. | Mark (markwd) | 133.31 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 581. | Rong Liew (springbaron) | 133.30 | 100% | 2021-05-07 |
| 582. | riz (haterize) | 133.27 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 583. | Jinx (jinxfox) | 133.26 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 584. | BEAST (sepanian) | 133.24 | 99% | 2012-01-08 |
| 585. | Typos (silent26) | 133.22 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 586. | Leona (leona_x) | 133.22 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 587. | Sebastian (gonx) | 133.20 | 97% | 2012-06-14 |
| 588. | garren (vsalrhal) | 133.17 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 589. | Kawki (kawkii) | 133.17 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 590. | Kyle (exc1) | 133.14 | 95% | 2011-09-11 |
| 591. | Michael (mepanchin) | 133.13 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 592. | glaba (glaba) | 133.08 | 96% | 2015-05-17 |
| 593. | Kevin (moffitt) | 133.07 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 594. | Max (17maxklivans) | 133.06 | 97.9% | 2023-08-08 |
| 595. | Kevin (trimak) | 133.06 | 96% | 2012-03-08 |
| 596. | Nobody (nobodycares1337) | 132.95 | 96% | 2016-02-02 |
| 597. | Gadi (gaddith) | 132.93 | 95% | 2013-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |