Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1521. | Evani (evani78) | 86.35 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1522. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 86.32 | 99% | 2018-02-15 |
| 1523. | David (dave_em) | 86.32 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1524. | Vinh (varic) | 86.31 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 1525. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 86.31 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 1526. | Chad (godchad) | 86.30 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1527. | Will (williamwang) | 86.29 | 99% | 2018-06-19 |
| 1528. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 86.28 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1529. | Chris (clibonati) | 86.27 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1530. | WayLay (waylay17) | 86.26 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1531. | Yubyub (yubyub) | 86.24 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1532. | Yanna (yannascarlet) | 86.24 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1533. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 86.20 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 1534. | Dragon (menacingdragon) | 86.16 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1535. | Andrew (imccann) | 86.15 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1536. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 86.15 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1537. | Weston (westond11) | 86.14 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 1538. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 86.14 | 99% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1539. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 86.12 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1540. | Daniel (blackout769) | 86.10 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1541. | Melvyn (melv012) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1542. | Katie (kaytay0111) | 86.08 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1543. | heir (heir) | 86.07 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1544. | Josh (armada120) | 86.07 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1545. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 86.07 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1546. | sda (sdaa) | 86.05 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1547. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 86.05 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 1548. | Ed (lonerguy) | 86.04 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 1549. | Josh (j2k__) | 86.03 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1550. | TinumÃr (tinumir) | 86.02 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |