Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39891. | Denis (ukrainiannoob) | 28.86 | 83% | 2015-11-19 |
| 39892. | Bonnie (bonnie74) | 28.82 | 88% | 2012-04-23 |
| 39893. | Arsen Kenesbaev (suxarick) | 28.81 | 92% | 2023-01-22 |
| 39894. | Jack (j________m) | 28.80 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 39895. | April boy (benjoy88) | 28.79 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 39896. | filip (filko) | 28.78 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 39897. | Fernando (berzih) | 28.76 | 90% | 2022-02-27 |
| 39898. | llIIIlllII (m_o_62_) | 28.76 | 92% | 2023-03-03 |
| 39899. | speedy (brzi) | 28.74 | 94% | 2016-07-20 |
| 39900. | Vamsi (vamsi_racer) | 28.73 | 93% | 2023-09-16 |
| 39901. | keon (keon7799) | 28.73 | 91.1% | 2021-01-30 |
| 39902. | Janetta (netta1988) | 28.73 | 91% | 2015-07-31 |
| 39903. | faizan (faizanr206) | 28.72 | 92% | 2021-01-19 |
| 39904. | nhan (luckyboys_002) | 28.72 | 90% | 2013-11-30 |
| 39905. | Proton (proton0000007) | 28.71 | 84% | 2017-03-16 |
| 39906. | Huỳnh (ngahuynh) | 28.71 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 39907. | semaphore (semaphore1) | 28.70 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 39908. | ng (karrzz) | 28.69 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 39909. | Max (wildcatx) | 28.69 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 39910. | Ray (ray_jan) | 28.68 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 39911. | Martin (285115059) | 28.68 | 87% | 2015-11-28 |
| 39912. | Abudlla.Marofi04 (jonsnow21) | 28.67 | 91% | 2021-03-12 |
| 39913. | devon (numantyke) | 28.66 | 89% | 2015-04-13 |
| 39914. | bryan (macubex01) | 28.64 | 87% | 2014-04-11 |
| 39915. | Priyank (pdrocks) | 28.64 | 94% | 2022-05-15 |
| 39916. | SSJ 5 :) (rak99) | 28.62 | 93% | 2019-01-13 |
| 39917. | Adam (iargue) | 28.62 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 39918. | jake (jake19) | 28.61 | 93% | 2021-04-15 |
| 39919. | huh (d_champ) | 28.61 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 39920. | Silva (olivegardener) | 28.61 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |