As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12953. | Jack (stannisthegrammarist) | 76.85 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
12954. | Zehady (brishtiteveja) | 76.85 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
12955. | Kyle (wildstar) | 76.84 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
12956. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 76.84 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
12957. | IPolar_ (ipolar48_) | 76.84 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
12958. | Leo (leotwelve) | 76.84 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
12959. | Huoi (huy_truong_le) | 76.84 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
12960. | Emerson (kasai_moyasu) | 76.84 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
12961. | Dominus (dominusarc) | 76.84 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
12962. | Master (trikoi00) | 76.84 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
12963. | Sunil (chipu) | 76.84 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
12964. | Adam (adamsawahgamer) | 76.83 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
12965. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
12966. | Skraber (vilfred) | 76.82 | 98.2% | 2024-08-05 |
12967. | Ali (murad_shah) | 76.82 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
12968. | Sandeep (sand_yin) | 76.82 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
12969. | Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor) | 76.81 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
12970. | TheKlayzee (theklayzee) | 76.81 | 96.3% | 2024-02-20 |
12971. | Sakura (foreheady) | 76.81 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
12972. | bigchungus (tranzfat) | 76.81 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
12973. | carlos (zhurrey) | 76.81 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
12974. | Kyjro (codertimeing) | 76.80 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
12975. | mayshusband (zerxoir) | 76.80 | 95% | 2018-08-15 |
12976. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 76.80 | 96% | 2015-07-11 |
12977. | vladyslav (supercoldv) | 76.79 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
12978. | _Wapi_ (veqisgay) | 76.79 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
12979. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 76.79 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
12980. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 76.79 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
12981. | Vincent (macdoc77) | 76.78 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
12982. | Austinito (austinito) | 76.78 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |