So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13978. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 78.26 | 95% | 2022-06-15 |
| 13979. | colemak-dh (strongly_typed_... | 78.26 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 13980. | Woku (writingotaku) | 78.26 | 96% | 2013-02-05 |
| 13981. | Yahshi (jahshi) | 78.25 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 13982. | Cecil (hesitanthades) | 78.25 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 13983. | Jamie (cadman6) | 78.25 | 97.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 13984. | W (davanish) | 78.25 | 95% | 2013-03-15 |
| 13985. | Ian (doughs) | 78.25 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 13986. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 78.25 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
| 13987. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 78.25 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 13988. | Victor (liucow) | 78.24 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13989. | ToastyCPU (mynewuser) | 78.24 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 13990. | Typing (drained_typist) | 78.24 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13991. | pieter (piere129) | 78.24 | 98% | 2017-03-16 |
| 13992. | Oz (ozwaldington) | 78.24 | 91% | 2015-01-06 |
| 13993. | dave (davedavedave) | 78.24 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 13994. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 78.23 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 13995. | Sean (sebby_man) | 78.23 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 13996. | m (mk_gm1) | 78.23 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 13997. | Jack (jackhftang) | 78.23 | 97% | 2012-11-20 |
| 13998. | velosofy (velosofy) | 78.22 | 89% | 2014-03-01 |
| 13999. | Kimmer (kimmerr) | 78.22 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14000. | Mariana Di (marianadi) | 78.22 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 14001. | June (yannialshoufi) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14002. | Jo (spahgetti) | 78.22 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 14003. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 14004. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 78.22 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14005. | Al (alxm) | 78.22 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 14006. | Ryan (fine_n_bright) | 78.22 | 98% | 2011-06-28 |
| 14007. | Can't (canitypeatall) | 78.21 | 96.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |