I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4671. | JJ (thejapie) | 103.33 | 94% | 2017-02-10 |
| 4672. | Rob (pitzthistlewits) | 103.33 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 4673. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 103.31 | 98% | 2025-09-12 |
| 4674. | Habib (habibjajawie) | 103.30 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 4675. | mohit (madara989) | 103.30 | 96.4% | 2025-04-27 |
| 4676. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 103.30 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 4677. | Manuel (mannymnz) | 103.29 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 4678. | Shane (dfsa) | 103.29 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
| 4679. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 103.29 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4680. | XGtcChkX (xgtcchkx) | 103.29 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| 4681. | ArchiveAnon (archiveanon) | 103.28 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 4682. | Patrick (bad_at_the_game) | 103.28 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 4683. | updog (danielseow) | 103.28 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 4684. | Leon (extremegamer116) | 103.28 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 4685. | Kasyade (iloveyoukomi) | 103.27 | 97.5% | 2024-02-01 |
| 4686. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 103.27 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
| 4687. | Sean Obiacoro (seanobie) | 103.26 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 4688. | Alstr (alstr) | 103.25 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 4689. | Jamo (thewindy) | 103.23 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 4690. | U (ugoracer) | 103.23 | 99% | 2025-09-26 |
| 4691. | Speedy (flux2k) | 103.23 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4692. | shaun (shaun1234) | 103.23 | 96% | 2017-04-25 |
| 4693. | Bryan (bryanvu93) | 103.22 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4694. | Luke (invertedtree) | 103.22 | 98% | 2025-05-14 |
| 4695. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 103.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4696. | chansol (tychu) | 103.22 | 97% | 2017-03-17 |
| 4697. | yesman (yesman9527) | 103.21 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 4698. | KobesMom (vradeus) | 103.20 | 97.2% | 2025-03-18 |
| 4699. | Jony (jon_____) | 103.20 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 4700. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 103.20 | 98.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |