As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4716. | m4ngo (_aar0n) | 98.72 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 4717. | Ian (nelson_kempkey) | 98.72 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
| 4718. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 98.71 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 4719. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 98.71 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 4720. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 98.71 | 98.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| 4721. | Noname (buiquangkhai1999) | 98.71 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 4722. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 98.70 | 96.6% | 2025-01-15 |
| 4723. | Fabian (barukie) | 98.70 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4724. | Jo (byunsoryuu) | 98.70 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4725. | Blake (blakeey) | 98.70 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4726. | Joshua (joshuajoshuak) | 98.69 | 98% | 2017-01-06 |
| 4727. | poopy (caliphron) | 98.68 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4728. | Tom (twrig144) | 98.68 | 96.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| 4729. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 98.68 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 4730. | Alex (syphon9) | 98.68 | 95% | 2015-12-16 |
| 4731. | Andrei (kloudrazor) | 98.68 | 96% | 2016-04-14 |
| 4732. | Scryp (scryp) | 98.67 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 4733. | Fuzusu (fuzusu) | 98.67 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
| 4734. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 98.67 | 97.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 4735. | Good Vibe Tribe (lucas_lm) | 98.66 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 4736. | Christian (chrillzen) | 98.66 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 4737. | Steve (srd93) | 98.66 | 98.9% | 2023-12-25 |
| 4738. | . (blue_eyed_boy) | 98.66 | 98% | 2015-06-30 |
| 4739. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 98.66 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 4740. | Sean (iiseanii) | 98.65 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 4741. | david (david4161) | 98.65 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
| 4742. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 98.65 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4743. | rice (riceyrice) | 98.65 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4744. | chills4shiverin (chills4shi... | 98.65 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 4745. | 50IQ Sigma Male (esotericism) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |