I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19905. | Tom (skifasteatass) | 63.38 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 19906. | tstats[pook_dvorak] (pook_d... | 63.37 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 19907. | BonTear (b0ntear) | 63.36 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 19908. | bubbleTEA (stefsbored) | 63.36 | 95.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 19909. | Hugh (slowin) | 63.36 | 95.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 19910. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 63.35 | 95% | 2025-06-04 |
| 19911. | Marvin (marxman16) | 63.35 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 19912. | Diogenes (adarshchandra) | 63.35 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 19913. | Evan (gurple1) | 63.35 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19914. | yeastbeast (yeastbeast) | 63.35 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 19915. | Joseph Anthony (exypnos) | 63.34 | 92% | 2017-03-12 |
| 19916. | Omi (oscar_16) | 63.34 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 19917. | Arihant (arihantjn53) | 63.34 | 96.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19918. | Bryan (pinkypoo) | 63.34 | 93% | 2020-12-09 |
| 19919. | weaker (colemaknublet) | 63.34 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 19920. | Max (maximilliant) | 63.33 | 92% | 2017-05-12 |
| 19921. | crucrul (crucrul) | 63.32 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 19922. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 63.32 | 98.8% | 2023-06-19 |
| 19923. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 63.31 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 19924. | elliellielliellie (eventual... | 63.31 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 19925. | Tomas (samot64) | 63.31 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 19926. | Robert (robbstark) | 63.31 | 94% | 2017-08-25 |
| 19927. | Ankit (ankp) | 63.31 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
| 19928. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 63.31 | 93% | 2022-02-24 |
| 19929. | zcoob (zcoob) | 63.31 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 19930. | rpx (caspertrxsh) | 63.30 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 19931. | Anthony Martinez (anthony12... | 63.30 | 93.8% | 2024-08-17 |
| 19932. | Jasper (jasperlin1996) | 63.30 | 93% | 2021-09-30 |
| 19933. | Kalum (kaptainkale) | 63.30 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 19934. | Curtis (relays) | 63.30 | 95.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |