The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31793. | ishank (extrano) | 64.93 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 31794. | joyal (joyal) | 64.93 | 97% | 2014-08-19 |
| 31795. | Alex (ninjabassist777) | 64.93 | 95% | 2015-04-09 |
| 31796. | Aidan Fernandes (bongopretz... | 64.92 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 31797. | utsab (utsab987) | 64.92 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 31798. | Aakanx (aakanx) | 64.92 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 31799. | chase (gmuhny) | 64.92 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
| 31800. | ZyklonVXZ (zyklonvxz) | 64.92 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 31801. | x64051 (x64051) | 64.92 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 31802. | nova (novaajahnova) | 64.92 | 96% | 2013-08-26 |
| 31803. | Maxime (idkcantthinkrn) | 64.91 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 31804. | Zuan (syezo_08) | 64.91 | 96% | 2022-11-12 |
| 31805. | speed (ronilp) | 64.91 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| 31806. | edweenie (edweenie) | 64.91 | 90% | 2017-02-03 |
| 31807. | Radien (radien7) | 64.91 | 87% | 2013-12-01 |
| 31808. | Nguyen (hvitual) | 64.91 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 31809. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 64.90 | 96.5% | 2023-07-20 |
| 31810. | nguyen (kegiaumat86) | 64.90 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 31811. | Sam Vo (hamy) | 64.89 | 99% | 2014-06-22 |
| 31812. | Gary (gary_internet) | 64.89 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 31813. | Jesse (alfonz) | 64.89 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 31814. | Slicklikedat (slicklikedat) | 64.89 | 95% | 2017-10-02 |
| 31815. | Ashok (ashokmsis) | 64.89 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 31816. | HAHAHA (onlun799123) | 64.89 | 96% | 2015-12-01 |
| 31817. | Mderra (mderra) | 64.88 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 31818. | Aryan (rocket2206) | 64.88 | 96.8% | 2023-09-01 |
| 31819. | Alexis (incmach) | 64.88 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 31820. | - (dikiaap) | 64.88 | 91% | 2016-05-19 |
| 31821. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 64.87 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 31822. | Ford (patsakorn11346) | 64.87 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |