So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23769. | (filipstappers) | 61.89 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 23770. | alshbalasle (hadisulfe) | 61.88 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 23771. | (duonglien) | 61.88 | 94% | 2011-07-29 |
| 23772. | Nyamuk (nyamuk) | 61.88 | 87% | 2016-02-27 |
| 23773. | (cocobranza) | 61.88 | 96% | 2011-12-09 |
| 23774. | Latrece (pearly) | 61.88 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 23775. | (magx) | 61.88 | 91% | 2012-12-25 |
| 23776. | Chinni (chinni_ch) | 61.88 | 86% | 2013-02-04 |
| 23777. | (99m9) | 61.88 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 23778. | (000000000007) | 61.88 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 23779. | (seasicksage) | 61.87 | 90% | 2015-04-14 |
| 23780. | (ducanup01) | 61.87 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 23781. | Yakti (yaktithewise) | 61.87 | 95% | 2020-07-11 |
| 23782. | (toompaxd) | 61.87 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 23783. | (xsho123) | 61.87 | 92% | 2012-05-12 |
| 23784. | (jimjam5) | 61.87 | 87% | 2013-05-20 |
| 23785. | christian (cover_flow) | 61.86 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 23786. | Script (scriptmonkey_) | 61.86 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 23787. | Samar (samar700) | 61.86 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 23788. | (j_rider) | 61.86 | 92% | 2015-09-14 |
| 23789. | (samnt) | 61.86 | 98% | 2016-02-07 |
| 23790. | (deacher) | 61.86 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 23791. | (egg20) | 61.86 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
| 23792. | shan (drshanakbar) | 61.86 | 95% | 2011-07-29 |
| 23793. | (flov) | 61.85 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 23794. | Swog (qqqeeeyyy) | 61.85 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
| 23795. | (killapage) | 61.85 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 23796. | (type_away) | 61.85 | 88% | 2016-04-01 |
| 23797. | (dvorak_beginner) | 61.85 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 23798. | (ambrosialeeann) | 61.84 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |