The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1031. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 123.45 | 98.3% | 2024-03-28 |
| 1032. | Brian (existentialism) | 123.44 | 96% | 2012-06-07 |
| 1033. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 123.43 | 99% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1034. | EpochPirate (epochpirate) | 123.43 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1035. | Who? (levitations) | 123.42 | 96% | 2015-08-31 |
| 1036. | kevin (yourmom0022) | 123.41 | 97% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1037. | Woo (lagnared) | 123.41 | 98% | 2012-08-04 |
| 1038. | vdc (shooterboss) | 123.41 | 99% | 2017-03-18 |
| 1039. | S (sestevens) | 123.40 | 99% | 2012-11-14 |
| 1040. | Sara (pianogirl1) | 123.39 | 99% | 2024-01-28 |
| 1041. | Sai (ramproblems) | 123.37 | 99% | 2024-09-19 |
| 1042. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 123.37 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 1043. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 123.35 | 98.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| 1044. | Meh (meh321) | 123.33 | 99% | 2018-02-21 |
| 1045. | Pzula (mitch7656) | 123.32 | 95% | 2017-04-25 |
| 1046. | Cephiro (cephiro) | 123.32 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 1047. | Scripte (scripte) | 123.30 | 93% | 2012-11-16 |
| 1048. | Caramel (acrimony) | 123.28 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 1049. | sierra (sierra05) | 123.27 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 1050. | Marvuw (hotdog1234444) | 123.25 | 98% | 2025-04-22 |
| 1051. | Rob (waboo386) | 123.24 | 95% | 2015-04-21 |
| 1052. | Greg (grotariu) | 123.23 | 97% | 2013-11-03 |
| 1053. | Parsa (prorace) | 123.21 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 1054. | (rayer) | 123.20 | 98.8% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1055. | Disturbed (nonquit_tomato) | 123.19 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 1056. | Avalokiteshvara (igid) | 123.19 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 1057. | Ken (slowmode1) | 123.18 | 98% | 2015-05-09 |
| 1058. | Elluel (avirella) | 123.18 | 94% | 2016-10-16 |
| 1059. | selphy (selphy) | 123.17 | 92% | 2013-04-24 |
| 1060. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 123.13 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |