I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12261. | Michael (baomoichoi122) | 80.15 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 12262. | Jaime (jaimeathedisco) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 12263. | SaberTooth (boogalooga) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 12264. | Hussain (hussain50) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 12265. | John (mccornville) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12266. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 80.14 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 12267. | Meet (meet27) | 80.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12268. | Brian (malachi77) | 80.14 | 99% | 2016-11-08 |
| 12269. | Danny (dropthetree) | 80.13 | 97% | 2024-11-29 |
| 12270. | :) (pennani) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 12271. | Veer (the_veer) | 80.13 | 96% | 2025-03-12 |
| 12272. | oli (olijuice) | 80.13 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 12273. | Majestic (majesticfry) | 80.12 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12274. | Elliot (gofire8) | 80.12 | 94% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12275. | lecctron (lecctron) | 80.12 | 96.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12276. | Brock (k0gu) | 80.12 | 94% | 2020-08-13 |
| 12277. | shiva100wpm (shiva100wpm) | 80.11 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12278. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 80.11 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 12279. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 80.11 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12280. | Thomas (skyllo) | 80.11 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 12281. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 80.11 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 12282. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 80.11 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12283. | Goose (gooseybumps) | 80.11 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
| 12284. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 80.11 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12285. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 80.10 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 12286. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 80.10 | 99% | 2024-10-16 |
| 12287. | mars (marswork) | 80.10 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 12288. | Chad (godchad) | 80.10 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 12289. | Brka (brka34) | 80.09 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12290. | uwucat (uwucat) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |