I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12782. | Michael (baomoichoi122) | 80.15 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 12783. | Jaime (jaimeathedisco) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 12784. | SaberTooth (boogalooga) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 12785. | Hussain (hussain50) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 12786. | John (mccornville) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12787. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 80.14 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 12788. | Meet (meet27) | 80.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12789. | Brian (malachi77) | 80.14 | 99% | 2016-11-08 |
| 12790. | Danny (dropthetree) | 80.13 | 97.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 12791. | Veer (the_veer) | 80.13 | 95.6% | 2025-03-12 |
| 12792. | :) (pennani) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 12793. | oli (olijuice) | 80.13 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 12794. | Majestic (majesticfry) | 80.12 | 94.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12795. | Elliot (gofire8) | 80.12 | 94% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12796. | lecctron (lecctron) | 80.12 | 96.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 12797. | Brock (k0gu) | 80.12 | 94% | 2020-08-13 |
| 12798. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 80.11 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12799. | shiva100wpm (shiva100wpm) | 80.11 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12800. | Everly (scribblenerd) | 80.11 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 12801. | Thomas (skyllo) | 80.11 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 12802. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 80.11 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 12803. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 80.11 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12804. | Goose (gooseybumps) | 80.11 | 93% | 2015-10-14 |
| 12805. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 80.11 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12806. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 80.10 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 12807. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 80.10 | 98.7% | 2024-10-16 |
| 12808. | mars (marswork) | 80.10 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 12809. | Chad (godchad) | 80.10 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 12810. | Brka (brka34) | 80.09 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12811. | uwucat (uwucat) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |