The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13281. | Royal_Beast (mmolan1593) | 39.74 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 13282. | Dora (pizza_dora) | 39.74 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 13283. | Angel (cookiewings) | 39.74 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 13284. | Aryan (jai_ho420) | 39.74 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13285. | K I N G (koca_system16) | 39.74 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13286. | Attia (yattia) | 39.74 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13287. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 39.73 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 13288. | Ariel (ariel) | 39.73 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 13289. | firoz (firoz_bhai) | 39.73 | 93% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13290. | Guest (insi) | 39.73 | 93% | 2015-05-29 |
| 13291. | Alexey (freopen) | 39.73 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 13292. | seungbum (seungbum) | 39.72 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 13293. | wahab (wahab1) | 39.72 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 13294. | goombamario (goombamario) | 39.71 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 13295. | ajit (ajit211) | 39.71 | 88% | 2014-09-13 |
| 13296. | Leah (ward_leah) | 39.71 | 87% | 2012-06-28 |
| 13297. | little (littlemike) | 39.70 | 89% | 2013-10-09 |
| 13298. | Torty (philuk2000) | 39.70 | 89% | 2016-10-10 |
| 13299. | Mohammad Anwaar Ul Hassan (... | 39.70 | 98.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13300. | Jonas (lil_weabu) | 39.70 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13301. | ScreaM (scream2002) | 39.70 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13302. | Mikołaj (sweed4life) | 39.70 | 91% | 2021-11-10 |
| 13303. | rudy (rudyracer) | 39.70 | 97% | 2014-02-23 |
| 13304. | Kristián (kvinos1) | 39.69 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13305. | Steve (swear) | 39.69 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 13306. | Lynn (lynn000) | 39.69 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13307. | lan (lam7camel) | 39.68 | 86% | 2017-04-17 |
| 13308. | Murthado (thado46) | 39.68 | 97% | 2015-05-19 |
| 13309. | Misbah Uddin (noob_misbah) | 39.68 | 96% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13310. | TrongHD (trongpong) | 39.67 | 91% | 2011-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |