Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 264. | Kai حيادي (famboy32) | 146.54 | 98.4% | 2024-01-21 |
| 265. | (dso093) | 146.52 | 98.5% | 2025-03-20 |
| 266. | Pobelter (pobelter) | 146.48 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 267. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 146.44 | 99% | 2020-12-26 |
| 268. | deja vu (zight554) | 146.34 | 100% | 2022-10-03 |
| 269. | Cowbell (morris_l) | 146.33 | 99% | 2024-04-18 |
| 270. | astolfo (dreadfulwhale) | 146.32 | 98% | 2025-01-21 |
| 271. | Eugene (ptes77) | 146.31 | 100% | 2021-09-06 |
| 272. | Thomas (loboru) | 146.30 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 273. | skanide (skanide) | 146.14 | 99% | 2024-02-19 |
| 274. | (scaphism) | 146.06 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 275. | kewl (hyper_racer) | 146.04 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 276. | woshiwudi681 (redtr2) | 146.04 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 277. | Joe (seph_of_joe) | 146.03 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 278. | anty (antyboi) | 146.00 | 99% | 2023-10-23 |
| 279. | Lapur (lapur) | 145.98 | 97.5% | 2024-12-22 |
| 280. | (scraex) | 145.73 | 99.2% | 2024-10-02 |
| 281. | Resync (resync) | 145.72 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 282. | (egahbh) | 145.58 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 283. | shuffled neurons (spicytuna1) | 145.35 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 284. | Lawrence Leones (leonnids) | 145.35 | 98% | 2024-04-24 |
| 285. | Jake (legac3e) | 145.32 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 286. | arijan (arijan) | 145.31 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 287. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 145.31 | 99% | 2025-02-20 |
| 288. | SHAITAAN (brownfoxjumps) | 145.25 | 99% | 2022-06-10 |
| 289. | Kevin (moffitt) | 145.24 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
| 290. | Mariah (arcaisha) | 145.13 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 291. | Doe (doe88) | 145.01 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 292. | Jordan (jordan2380) | 144.98 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 293. | urchin (urchinonquit) | 144.83 | 98.1% | 2023-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |