You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 141. | (clergy) | 126.96 | 97.9% | 2024-08-09 |
| 142. | Eksany (eksany) | 126.88 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 143. | Rey (typingaccount3) | 126.86 | 99% | 2020-04-04 |
| 144. | Justin (dunklioscious) | 126.81 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 145. | Erick (lilbabystunts) | 126.80 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 146. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ wa... | 126.79 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 147. | Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) | 126.41 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 148. | Noom (noomo) | 126.30 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 149. | (pholadiformis) | 126.06 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 150. | Joseph (kisachi) | 125.92 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 151. | shuffled neurons (spicytuna1) | 125.88 | 99% | 2019-06-01 |
| 152. | (poem) | 125.53 | 98.4% | 2019-10-01 |
| 153. | omi (pastelpink) | 125.34 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 154. | Ioana (yamayama) | 125.15 | 99% | 2020-06-28 |
| 155. | Caesy (caesychanter) | 125.03 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 156. | Silent_One (get_a_lif3) | 124.96 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
| 157. | (scraex) | 124.83 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 158. | (dawittymidget) | 124.74 | 99% | 2020-07-18 |
| 159. | (pdlg) | 124.59 | 100% | 2020-01-03 |
| 160. | vishE (actuallynonquitforlife) | 124.42 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 161. | (scaphism00) | 124.41 | 97% | 2019-12-26 |
| 162. | Lee (cytokid101) | 124.17 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 163. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 124.06 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 164. | Karthik (kvs34) | 123.66 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 165. | Jesse (corsairk68) | 123.49 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 166. | Waruno (waruno) | 123.44 | 99% | 2019-10-12 |
| 167. | Xeogran (xeogran) | 123.33 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 168. | CJ (cjquines) | 123.24 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 169. | Ella (chawahir) | 123.21 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 170. | Raykris (urabvavgaznkid) | 123.16 | 99% | 2019-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |