And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14017. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 89.45 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14018. | Daniel (condensate_moisture) | 89.45 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14019. | Rahul (rahulshankar96) | 89.44 | 99% | 2022-12-20 |
| 14020. | Thanh (tmantmang) | 89.44 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14021. | INDIAN (justgagan) | 89.44 | 93% | 2013-05-12 |
| 14022. | Akolade (akolade) | 89.44 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 14023. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 89.43 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 14024. | joki (jokistyle) | 89.43 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14025. | Mark (mtatom) | 89.43 | 97% | 2014-02-07 |
| 14026. | tan (ngoctanxyz) | 89.43 | 98% | 2014-02-09 |
| 14027. | This is (thisiswhyweplay) | 89.42 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 14028. | Gali (galitype) | 89.42 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14029. | Stas (tracersm) | 89.42 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 14030. | A (maneuverability) | 89.42 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 14031. | RBK (rbiskupicknight) | 89.42 | 90% | 2015-09-02 |
| 14032. | . (nerdivist) | 89.42 | 97% | 2014-02-13 |
| 14033. | Michael (michael527) | 89.41 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 14034. | Prototype (sckraker) | 89.41 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 14035. | Simon (szheng17) | 89.41 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14036. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 89.41 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 14037. | saser (saser) | 89.40 | 94% | 2013-09-19 |
| 14038. | Zacharias (zacheee) | 89.40 | 88% | 2013-12-05 |
| 14039. | Ethan (conanethan) | 89.39 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 14040. | Fuexfollets (fuexfollets) | 89.39 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 14041. | David (criterion) | 89.39 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
| 14042. | Julian (juliansmile) | 89.39 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 14043. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 89.39 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 14044. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 89.39 | 92% | 2013-03-17 |
| 14045. | Matti (laakos) | 89.39 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 14046. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 89.39 | 93% | 2014-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |