The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6094. | Damien (damz) | 98.93 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 6095. | Nick (coyote96) | 98.92 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 6096. | Joaquin (zevolish) | 98.92 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 6097. | John (johnratchet3) | 98.92 | 96% | 2011-06-29 |
| 6098. | Colbey (colbey92) | 98.92 | 96% | 2013-10-27 |
| 6099. | Tim (negativezero) | 98.92 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 6100. | dumbdumbjr (dumbdumbjr) | 98.91 | 98.6% | 2023-10-27 |
| 6101. | TypicalRose (typicalrose) | 98.91 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 6102. | iH8BigJ0sh (fazetyperrr) | 98.91 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 6103. | John (psychotic) | 98.90 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 6104. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 98.89 | 100% | 2021-07-09 |
| 6105. | Eli (eliwu26) | 98.89 | 93% | 2015-02-21 |
| 6106. | alex (alex3213213) | 98.88 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 6107. | silvik (silvik_) | 98.88 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 6108. | John (holcombmania) | 98.87 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 6109. | Jun (akiboard) | 98.87 | 99% | 2020-06-26 |
| 6110. | kifumi (kifumi) | 98.86 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 6111. | bucket (thebucket) | 98.86 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6112. | Mena (menahhh) | 98.86 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 6113. | The Humbler (the_humbler) | 98.86 | 96% | 2013-05-24 |
| 6114. | Steven (schroedingerscode) | 98.86 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 6115. | TM (infinity_tom) | 98.86 | 91% | 2013-02-04 |
| 6116. | Diego (daggo145) | 98.86 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 6117. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 98.85 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 6118. | rik (rikgnasty) | 98.85 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 6119. | Marrkle (marrkle) | 98.85 | 95% | 2012-01-13 |
| 6120. | Arcoril (arcoril) | 98.85 | 98% | 2014-09-05 |
| 6121. | koren (fxpkoren5) | 98.85 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 6122. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 98.83 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 6123. | olle (fallie) | 98.83 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |