So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6781. | Allen (allent528) | 93.34 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6782. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 93.34 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6783. | Chakrit (chakrit) | 93.34 | 86% | 2016-09-28 |
| 6784. | Michael (flaregun) | 93.34 | 92% | 2014-09-29 |
| 6785. | Alec (lcpckp) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 6786. | Jack (floppyfish278) | 93.33 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 6787. | Michael (hammist) | 93.33 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| 6788. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 93.32 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 6789. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 93.32 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 6790. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 93.32 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| 6791. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 93.32 | 96% | 2017-04-15 |
| 6792. | FUNRUINER (abefroman) | 93.32 | 93% | 2015-10-24 |
| 6793. | Hut Hut (aaltar) | 93.32 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 6794. | Minh Anh (gokamiso) | 93.31 | 99.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 6795. | Jorbean (jcooper0111) | 93.31 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 6796. | quipo (quipo) | 93.31 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 6797. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 93.30 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 6798. | Asgard (iasgard) | 93.29 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| 6799. | John (jaymund) | 93.28 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6800. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 93.28 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 6801. | none (game_die_die) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 6802. | Thomas (jukeno) | 93.28 | 95% | 2013-08-10 |
| 6803. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 93.27 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 6804. | Murk (marchell0) | 93.27 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 6805. | garz (zerogarz) | 93.27 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 6806. | Szczepan (szeczepan02) | 93.27 | 95% | 2015-09-23 |
| 6807. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 93.27 | 98% | 2012-10-14 |
| 6808. | Bellax (bellax) | 93.27 | 98% | 2012-06-11 |
| 6809. | Monster, how should (bardho... | 93.27 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6810. | + (pigeon0) | 93.26 | 97.1% | 2023-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |