Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10742. | Dark Siedous (darksiedous) | 84.59 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 10743. | Vekra (vekra) | 84.59 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 10744. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10745. | Dc (daveed) | 84.59 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 10746. | Justin (pulsar_1) | 84.58 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 10747. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 84.58 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10748. | yo (tensoon) | 84.58 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 10749. | Mia (miajs) | 84.58 | 95% | 2013-01-15 |
| 10750. | Calvin (treefiddy) | 84.58 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 10751. | Lexi (ms_lexi) | 84.57 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 10752. | Juan (krapnix) | 84.57 | 95% | 2022-10-11 |
| 10753. | Ness (ness98) | 84.57 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 10754. | Mauricio (plomaverde) | 84.57 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 10755. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 84.57 | 98% | 2013-02-16 |
| 10756. | Prashast (prashast) | 84.57 | 93% | 2013-03-30 |
| 10757. | Kimchi (kimchi427) | 84.57 | 89% | 2011-12-11 |
| 10758. | bqcon (bqcon) | 84.56 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 10759. | Matt (digisax) | 84.56 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 10760. | chiyumi (saysay14) | 84.56 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 10761. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 84.56 | 96% | 2014-07-20 |
| 10762. | Brohath (zevo100) | 84.55 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 10763. | Casey (supermomx5) | 84.55 | 97.9% | 2023-05-17 |
| 10764. | Blake (theengi321) | 84.55 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 10765. | zarry (zarryc) | 84.55 | 91% | 2017-01-12 |
| 10766. | Giles (gga_) | 84.55 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 10767. | Firoz (firozjehangir) | 84.55 | 92% | 2012-10-20 |
| 10768. | Smile (happy11) | 84.54 | 94% | 2012-10-23 |
| 10769. | Hugi (hugi97) | 84.54 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 10770. | BDZ (kobenation) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-10-25 |
| 10771. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 84.54 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |