It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4980. | Kriz (not_a_typist) | 42.71 | 94% | 2020-06-23 |
| 4981. | King (mirza786) | 42.69 | 95% | 2019-07-11 |
| 4982. | dhiraj (dhiraj1994) | 42.60 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4983. | _Lxwrxncx_ (_lxwrxncx_) | 42.52 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4984. | Amirali (amiralis) | 42.16 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 4985. | Tre (treinator) | 42.10 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 4986. | gustave (jacobe17) | 42.08 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4987. | Joda (b0bsaget) | 41.90 | 93% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4988. | Travis (daltrav1) | 41.86 | 94% | 2018-01-16 |
| 4989. | Christian (neva_type) | 41.76 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 4990. | Peter (metalhead2021) | 41.70 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4991. | Tim (timbob5380) | 41.68 | 93% | 2019-02-22 |
| 4992. | Michael (michaelkop) | 41.39 | 95% | 2020-08-07 |
| 4993. | Justin (liontan) | 41.36 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 4994. | Tekina (tekina) | 41.23 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4995. | Henry (hdboss) | 41.19 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4996. | Sayed (sayedgkm) | 41.03 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4997. | _Wapi_ (veqisgay) | 40.96 | 93% | 2020-01-27 |
| 4998. | Guest (bot_sweg) | 40.44 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4999. | Adam (adichan) | 40.35 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 5000. | Lucas (danielenlucas) | 40.08 | 92% | 2018-10-18 |
| 5001. | Fola (goke) | 40.00 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 5002. | Griingoz (griingoz) | 39.98 | 94% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5003. | levi (leviwc) | 39.97 | 94% | 2019-08-24 |
| 5004. | Carson (carsonting) | 39.91 | 94% | 2021-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |