Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3849. | Kelsey (simplemindedness) | 103.48 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 3850. | C (cwany) | 103.48 | 96% | 2012-09-27 |
| 3851. | Joel (lutherjw) | 103.48 | 96% | 2012-03-15 |
| 3852. | Kim (kimlien) | 103.48 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 3853. | NiglaciousXII (glaedrlol) | 103.48 | 96% | 2014-11-07 |
| 3854. | Dustin (dustywusty) | 103.48 | 97% | 2012-12-02 |
| 3855. | profnyan (profnyan) | 103.47 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 3856. | Matt (defyinggravity2009@ho... | 103.47 | 96% | 2016-06-05 |
| 3857. | guppyzz (guppyzz) | 103.46 | 96% | 2013-09-18 |
| 3858. | criasier (criasier) | 103.45 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 3859. | Ed (etduwx) | 103.45 | 95% | 2014-01-06 |
| 3860. | Leia (s_leia) | 103.45 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3861. | Gojira (zolski) | 103.44 | 85% | 2015-05-10 |
| 3862. | Sha (anything_goes) | 103.44 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 3863. | Luis (alfrocks) | 103.43 | 99% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3864. | Adrian (nazrax) | 103.43 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 3865. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 103.42 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 3866. | grubres (saveall) | 103.42 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| 3867. | Alex (illtypemaster) | 103.42 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 3868. | Joseph (jwhee012) | 103.42 | 97% | 2012-09-17 |
| 3869. | wkn (wknn) | 103.41 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 3870. | Kobe (carnivorouscube9917) | 103.39 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 3871. | Stephen (stephen2) | 103.39 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 3872. | Dexter (lmarc0) | 103.39 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 3873. | erig (erig) | 103.38 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 3874. | phil (philerd) | 103.38 | 97% | 2015-12-24 |
| 3875. | Cindy (shindaywong) | 103.37 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3876. | Eazy (theonemaster) | 103.37 | 97% | 2016-11-05 |
| 3877. | slayerofthend (slayerofthend) | 103.36 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 3878. | Carlos (estevaoima) | 103.36 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |