Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4652. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 57.89 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4653. | CHOO (thefuturist) | 57.88 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4654. | tang (tangngng) | 57.87 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4655. | Jake (jakegauvinn) | 57.86 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4656. | Appa (abdallah99) | 57.86 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4657. | yesdef (yesdefinitely) | 57.86 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4658. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 57.86 | 94% | 2018-05-26 |
| 4659. | obama (balduin) | 57.86 | 93% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4660. | Bob (jdl3) | 57.85 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 4661. | j (jk993) | 57.85 | 95% | 2017-10-22 |
| 4662. | Milvs (milvstho) | 57.84 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 4663. | John (alperay) | 57.83 | 95% | 2019-09-27 |
| 4664. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 57.82 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4665. | Paul (faridbang97) | 57.82 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
| 4666. | Michael (frostmy3) | 57.82 | 95% | 2017-08-31 |
| 4667. | wang (wangtest1) | 57.82 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4668. | Saurav (saurav555) | 57.81 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4669. | Sam (sammack87) | 57.80 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4670. | Jacob (rath130) | 57.78 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 4671. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 57.77 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4672. | Charlie (mittalmar) | 57.76 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 4673. | Jun (ricktrajan) | 57.75 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4674. | Sarath (arrahman) | 57.75 | 95% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4675. | VV (vivideshs) | 57.74 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 4676. | Rafail (raphaelpap) | 57.74 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 4677. | christoffer (chreik) | 57.73 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 4678. | BotRazmic (botrazmic) | 57.73 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 4679. | Erik (trixx7) | 57.72 | 95% | 2020-08-29 |
| 4680. | Daniel (ashbygeek) | 57.72 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4681. | Inmemumskar (inmemumskar) | 57.71 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |