So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21146. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 66.68 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 21147. | pranked (pranker666) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 21148. | Kardo (kardoj) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 21149. | Steven (ldlib) | 66.67 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 21150. | Karsen (karguy3) | 66.67 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 21151. | Sherzod (asdfgh5889) | 66.67 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 21152. | Keiko (keymcqueen) | 66.66 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 21153. | Matthew (3astman) | 66.66 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 21154. | Viktor (monkerb) | 66.66 | 87% | 2014-08-23 |
| 21155. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 66.66 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 21156. | Harshit (harshitgarg971) | 66.66 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 21157. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 66.65 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 21158. | ET (bearington_45) | 66.65 | 95% | 2021-02-22 |
| 21159. | Samuel (samuel_7) | 66.65 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 21160. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 66.65 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 21161. | Diane (thedianimal) | 66.65 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 21162. | breezy (breezybre) | 66.64 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 21163. | Heajin (goldui) | 66.64 | 91% | 2014-07-29 |
| 21164. | Saurav (saurav555) | 66.64 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 21165. | Dwat (dwat13) | 66.64 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 21166. | Honded (honded) | 66.64 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 21167. | Wicked (sagarstorm) | 66.64 | 94% | 2016-07-22 |
| 21168. | Edgar (egonzalez0787) | 66.64 | 94% | 2011-08-14 |
| 21169. | 마즈다퍼커 (forkgh12) | 66.64 | 97% | 2011-11-09 |
| 21170. | Brandon (kizane) | 66.63 | 86% | 2016-02-18 |
| 21171. | Roberts (muskaleitis) | 66.63 | 91% | 2014-09-16 |
| 21172. | Etoneja (etoneja) | 66.63 | 92% | 2012-01-27 |
| 21173. | Fero (thatmallubro) | 66.63 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 21174. | Rimuru (ashborn_tempest) | 66.63 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 21175. | Nick (peaceman312) | 66.63 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |