Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36992. | Kavi (prince_kavi_143) | 39.33 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 36993. | Mike (deprive) | 39.33 | 85% | 2013-01-01 |
| 36994. | Viv (vivek_) | 39.32 | 94% | 2023-02-13 |
| 36995. | Prabu (gunner_) | 39.32 | 88% | 2014-08-28 |
| 36996. | Hamad (moe_nologue) | 39.32 | 94.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 36997. | Monke (epicmonkeman) | 39.32 | 93% | 2020-11-29 |
| 36998. | Do (zeroooo) | 39.32 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 36999. | Wileen (wileen) | 39.32 | 96% | 2014-02-13 |
| 37000. | Abhishek (varun0037) | 39.31 | 93% | 2016-09-28 |
| 37001. | Truong (jixi_wan) | 39.31 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 37002. | Faye (fayeho) | 39.31 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 37003. | yourfav (imyofav) | 39.30 | 95% | 2021-11-14 |
| 37004. | sotiris (sotirispech) | 39.30 | 19% | 2014-06-07 |
| 37005. | Mihail (mondic) | 39.30 | 93% | 2021-04-03 |
| 37006. | calum (cal_workman) | 39.30 | 94% | 2022-08-19 |
| 37007. | Tom (lescargot) | 39.30 | 89% | 2015-04-15 |
| 37008. | Saurab Kairi (saurabkairi) | 39.29 | 96.2% | 2023-10-11 |
| 37009. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 39.29 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 37010. | Khushpreet (brar_khushpreet) | 39.29 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 37011. | Wessel (wesseln14) | 39.28 | 95% | 2021-01-28 |
| 37012. | Jaafar (blackflag777) | 39.28 | 93% | 2017-09-30 |
| 37013. | mai (geminimai) | 39.28 | 88% | 2012-03-16 |
| 37014. | tamchec (tamchec) | 39.28 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 37015. | kaz (kazfu0ker) | 39.28 | 94% | 2013-02-06 |
| 37016. | zhang (zhanglixia) | 39.27 | 94% | 2012-04-11 |
| 37017. | Oussama (osmaxwell) | 39.26 | 94% | 2017-08-20 |
| 37018. | Thijs (ghosting) | 39.26 | 87% | 2016-04-20 |
| 37019. | Oybek (oybek_bukhara) | 39.26 | 99% | 2020-09-01 |
| 37020. | Yehan (yehancha) | 39.25 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 37021. | Rinzin (tenzinrinzin) | 39.25 | 94% | 2015-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |