So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27379. | Jake (wavegamble) | 57.08 | 92% | 2013-01-14 |
| 27380. | Billy (onlychance) | 57.08 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
| 27381. | Cody (ayomah) | 57.08 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 27382. | kabir (_kabir) | 57.08 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 27383. | Shane (incarnate) | 57.08 | 92% | 2011-10-26 |
| 27384. | Jef (poberjef) | 57.08 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 27385. | Darren (darren) | 57.08 | 94% | 2012-02-16 |
| 27386. | Michael (doomcon) | 57.08 | 80% | 2014-11-10 |
| 27387. | Mondo (mondo3011) | 57.07 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 27388. | Fergie (fergiedvorak) | 57.07 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 27389. | Ahmed (ahemd1982) | 57.07 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 27390. | Lukas (lukas_lmao) | 57.07 | 93.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 27391. | scsdawg (scsdawg) | 57.07 | 94% | 2021-03-31 |
| 27392. | Ian (petperson) | 57.07 | 88% | 2012-08-23 |
| 27393. | Mellie (mellykitten) | 57.06 | 92% | 2013-05-24 |
| 27394. | Tommaso (blacktrick420) | 57.06 | 93.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 27395. | L (lvsf3) | 57.05 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 27396. | Ben (threefx) | 57.05 | 97% | 2016-03-21 |
| 27397. | melinder (melindayao21) | 57.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 27398. | mak (makvn) | 57.05 | 91% | 2012-08-02 |
| 27399. | Ernakh (ernakh) | 57.05 | 95% | 2014-10-15 |
| 27400. | Danny (15parkds1) | 57.05 | 93% | 2011-10-30 |
| 27401. | Bob (typeracerd) | 57.05 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 27402. | ♥♡ SAM ♡♥ (saurabhk... | 57.05 | 94% | 2013-11-18 |
| 27403. | Squall (mcmacladdie) | 57.05 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 27404. | Cope (magyk21) | 57.04 | 83% | 2013-05-24 |
| 27405. | Cryptonics (cryptonics) | 57.04 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 27406. | Krisztian (dexterward) | 57.04 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| 27407. | Jorge (write) | 57.04 | 90% | 2013-04-05 |
| 27408. | MD. Rashedul (porosh45) | 57.03 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |