I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8493. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 90.55 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
| 8494. | kb noob (akh7) | 90.55 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8495. | bee (beejade) | 90.55 | 97.3% | 2024-08-13 |
| 8496. | derrek (derrekk) | 90.55 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 8497. | woman (sms0) | 90.55 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8498. | cho (tp_yh) | 90.54 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 8499. | Tommy (tommyn123) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 8500. | Hell (hellgee) | 90.54 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 8501. | shellyshellyshellyumm (blue... | 90.53 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 8502. | yeah! (brushily) | 90.52 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 8503. | Jacob (xavior_x) | 90.52 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 8504. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 90.51 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 8505. | Dots (wheremydots) | 90.51 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8506. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 90.51 | 96.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 8507. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 90.51 | 93% | 2023-04-12 |
| 8508. | Chosen one (chosensty) | 90.51 | 97.8% | 2023-08-12 |
| 8509. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 90.50 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 8510. | Buppy (buppy212) | 90.50 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 8511. | Christoph (chrisimi) | 90.50 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 8512. | Saurabh (saurabhkarkii) | 90.50 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8513. | buzzard (dudzz) | 90.49 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8514. | Alex (shooksy) | 90.49 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8515. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 90.48 | 94.3% | 2024-11-04 |
| 8516. | Desmond (momentumcrow) | 90.48 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 8517. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 90.47 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 8518. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 90.47 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8519. | JONAS (___jonas___) | 90.47 | 95.3% | 2024-10-07 |
| 8520. | Kai (unicorn101011) | 90.47 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8521. | chabe (halfu) | 90.47 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 8522. | mado (mado_) | 90.47 | 96% | 2025-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |