As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9427. | powd3r (powd3r) | 84.33 | 96% | 2024-02-26 |
| 9428. | lolitsgow (lolitsgow) | 84.33 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9429. | anssi (dondo1337) | 84.33 | 95.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9430. | Alan (demios) | 84.33 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 9431. | Spookster (spookyfingers) | 84.32 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 9432. | wayne (nonlimit) | 84.32 | 95% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9433. | Ali (ali024) | 84.32 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 9434. | Chien (xuanchien) | 84.32 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| 9435. | Ha (zgbnt) | 84.31 | 93% | 2015-08-04 |
| 9436. | Jason (jason621) | 84.31 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 9437. | Alan (alanpung) | 84.31 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 9438. | zen (zen181) | 84.31 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 9439. | Arjun (sarjunt) | 84.31 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9440. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 84.31 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 9441. | Daniel (gunlugga01) | 84.31 | 92% | 2015-11-21 |
| 9442. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 84.31 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9443. | Myles (expertgoat) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9444. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 84.30 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9445. | Saurabh (saurabhkarkii) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9446. | MazzaM (typingproxyz) | 84.30 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9447. | karrie (karriemj) | 84.29 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 9448. | Ida (idabida) | 84.29 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 9449. | Dongwoo (dongwoo0504) | 84.29 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 9450. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 84.29 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9451. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 84.29 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9452. | EchoFiveFilm (jonahflechette) | 84.28 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9453. | Hock (traper) | 84.28 | 95% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9454. | UPDEWS (updewsprado) | 84.28 | 99% | 2015-11-23 |
| 9455. | L (eruroraito) | 84.28 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 9456. | germanpuff (germanpuff) | 84.27 | 95% | 2025-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |