As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12935. | Wallstreetbets (buyspycallo... | 76.92 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12936. | Sondr (pngstr) | 76.92 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12937. | Michael (micecheese) | 76.92 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 12938. | Jordyn (jstick384) | 76.92 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 12939. | Kevin (kevin_he) | 76.91 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 12940. | Egi (dr12) | 76.91 | 99% | 2017-08-14 |
| 12941. | Rodrigo (papa_rod) | 76.90 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12942. | DaVinky (xxlarrylegendxx) | 76.90 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 12943. | Liam (goals1001) | 76.90 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
| 12944. | jan Inasi (fiszbiny) | 76.89 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 12945. | Salem (slomy0010) | 76.89 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 12946. | Suthep (suthep) | 76.89 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
| 12947. | Andrew (rentor) | 76.89 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
| 12948. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 76.89 | 93% | 2017-05-17 |
| 12949. | MuchoHombre (muchohombre) | 76.88 | 94% | 2024-03-20 |
| 12950. | cj (mp7maniac) | 76.88 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 12951. | Patrick (w_1nfinitum) | 76.87 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12952. | kristina (puresparkles) | 76.87 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 12953. | abi19911 (abi19911) | 76.87 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 12954. | Saurabh (saurabhkarki) | 76.87 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 12955. | Ismail (aismail90) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 12956. | Shekhar (shekhark) | 76.87 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 12957. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 76.87 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 12958. | Ross (rosstafaria) | 76.86 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| 12959. | Grubbelt (grubbelt) | 76.86 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 12960. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 76.86 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 12961. | Elliot (mehmets_dunder) | 76.86 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12962. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 76.86 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 12963. | Teodor (demreps) | 76.85 | 91% | 2016-02-14 |
| 12964. | Jack (stannisthegrammarist) | 76.85 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |