I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13018. | James (beatnik307) | 79.67 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
| 13019. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 79.66 | 96.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13020. | Nguyễn Nhâm (nhamtan) | 79.66 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13021. | clone (qlone) | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 13022. | YurQ (yurq) | 79.66 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 13023. | Ellen (oheyitsellen) | 79.65 | 96% | 2016-12-26 |
| 13024. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 79.65 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 13025. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 79.65 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13026. | Pedro (pelohi) | 79.65 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 13027. | thug man (smarwinkster) | 79.64 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 13028. | Melihcan (melihcann) | 79.64 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 13029. | i might OD (fr) (shubbe12) | 79.64 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 13030. | Dark (dark_byte) | 79.64 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 13031. | ggzor (ggzor) | 79.64 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 13032. | Tristan (min0r__) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 13033. | Insanityandme (insanityandme) | 79.63 | 77% | 2015-06-14 |
| 13034. | Balu (humanizom) | 79.62 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 13035. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 79.62 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13036. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 79.62 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 13037. | potato (potatopwns) | 79.62 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 13038. | Saurabh (saurabhjain) | 79.62 | 93% | 2015-10-02 |
| 13039. | ZiKeng54 (zikeng54) | 79.61 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 13040. | Andrew (fujiou) | 79.61 | 93% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13041. | a (indigotoucan) | 79.61 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 13042. | Filigree (bampy08) | 79.61 | 94% | 2015-11-12 |
| 13043. | nixxkk00 (theonlybadmax) | 79.61 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13044. | Henry (purcellain) | 79.61 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 13045. | Zach (goattyper) | 79.61 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 13046. | Markaras Voliotaras (markvo... | 79.60 | 96% | 2025-04-24 |
| 13047. | Hiep (dutahi) | 79.60 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |