The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14884. | Chuk724 (chuk724) | 80.32 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14885. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 80.32 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14886. | Jay (jaydhanani36) | 80.32 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 14887. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 80.32 | 94% | 2022-11-16 |
| 14888. | KTH (kthmanish) | 80.32 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 14889. | gwen (abcdbga) | 80.32 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14890. | Aufar (dancinggrass) | 80.32 | 92% | 2012-02-25 |
| 14891. | Sammy (smedina) | 80.32 | 96% | 2011-09-09 |
| 14892. | Ali (saaani) | 80.32 | 89% | 2012-09-06 |
| 14893. | Dylion (mandylion) | 80.32 | — | 2009-10-21 |
| 14894. | whappened (axis_tilt) | 80.31 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 14895. | Martin Gonzalez (itypefaste... | 80.31 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 14896. | Noah (noahinfini) | 80.31 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14897. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 80.31 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 14898. | Liam (laimbo) | 80.31 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 14899. | pap (papasi) | 80.31 | 96% | 2014-02-22 |
| 14900. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 80.30 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14901. | Sara (zentangerine) | 80.30 | 94% | 2017-03-17 |
| 14902. | Insub (dskumpf) | 80.30 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 14903. | Nana (cypher404) | 80.30 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 14904. | Chris (mrhonk) | 80.30 | 94% | 2015-04-10 |
| 14905. | Bel (stormy) | 80.30 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 14906. | Nick (saumera) | 80.30 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 14907. | Andrè (andrree) | 80.29 | 96.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 14908. | Ngoune (tyrex1) | 80.29 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 14909. | Bobby No. (maimai_urmine) | 80.29 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 14910. | Pathetic (themostpathetic) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 14911. | Sridhar347 (sri347_krish) | 80.29 | 91% | 2012-04-10 |
| 14912. | John Stapler (johnstapler) | 80.28 | 96% | 2017-03-23 |
| 14913. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 80.28 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |