And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17616. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 83.30 | 97% | 2023-07-05 |
| 17617. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 83.30 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 17618. | ban (lapsap) | 83.30 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 17619. | Tim (wayofwolf) | 83.30 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 17620. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 83.30 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| 17621. | Stevens Rommzky (epytotorp09) | 83.30 | 94% | 2011-10-13 |
| 17622. | Norby (norby101) | 83.29 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
| 17623. | Katerina (kitkatkaratekat) | 83.29 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 17624. | nesco (robsub0905) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 17625. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 83.29 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 17626. | Leon (kahelleon) | 83.29 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 17627. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 83.29 | 96.5% | 2023-06-25 |
| 17628. | Andreas (somesayhey) | 83.29 | 96% | 2013-01-03 |
| 17629. | shahid (shahid_khan) | 83.29 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 17630. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 83.29 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 17631. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 83.28 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 17632. | The Beard (the_beard) | 83.27 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 17633. | naninaninani (naninaninani505) | 83.27 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 17634. | MKX (mku1tra) | 83.27 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 17635. | Geoff (zaplackthunder) | 83.27 | 96% | 2014-04-07 |
| 17636. | shovelface88 (shovelface) | 83.27 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17637. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 83.27 | 99% | 2020-05-31 |
| 17638. | Phil (psmesrud) | 83.27 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 17639. | Nick (saumera) | 83.27 | 97% | 2015-11-17 |
| 17640. | An (iaman) | 83.26 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 17641. | karthin (karthin73) | 83.26 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 17642. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 83.26 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 17643. | Adeel (adeeladil) | 83.26 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 17644. | Roberto (who______) | 83.25 | 97.5% | 2023-08-08 |
| 17645. | Yung (yungchode24) | 83.25 | 95% | 2017-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |