The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29987. | Bitgalle (bitgalle) | 54.61 | 95% | 2016-04-01 |
| 29988. | BLDYSHRK (bloodyshark) | 54.61 | 95% | 2023-08-22 |
| 29989. | RickyBobby (c0ntender) | 54.61 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 29990. | Systemic (systemic) | 54.61 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 29991. | Janari (janarijo) | 54.61 | 96% | 2012-09-30 |
| 29992. | Simon (simonlindholm) | 54.60 | 92% | 2011-10-25 |
| 29993. | Alexia (lexcellent) | 54.60 | 88% | 2016-11-01 |
| 29994. | Sean (polosauris) | 54.60 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 29995. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 54.60 | 90% | 2013-12-01 |
| 29996. | rico (ocir22) | 54.60 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
| 29997. | Cuong (halongslegend) | 54.59 | 93% | 2021-03-13 |
| 29998. | Weicong (ithaos) | 54.59 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 29999. | Niklas (niklasfi) | 54.59 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 30000. | Puneet (enigmaticrafiki) | 54.59 | 93% | 2014-11-18 |
| 30001. | Yu Min (davidyumin) | 54.59 | 91% | 2015-02-23 |
| 30002. | Nasser (_nasser) | 54.59 | 91% | 2014-06-06 |
| 30003. | Titan (harshalharame) | 54.58 | 94% | 2023-02-28 |
| 30004. | Antoine (thequantumnova) | 54.58 | 84% | 2016-04-28 |
| 30005. | Elke (elkekem) | 54.58 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 30006. | rajiv (satyamevajayathe) | 54.58 | 93% | 2011-08-27 |
| 30007. | Captain (thunhan) | 54.57 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 30008. | John (rileytolentino13) | 54.57 | 89% | 2016-12-31 |
| 30009. | Kyle (kevyn0517) | 54.56 | 95% | 2023-04-22 |
| 30010. | Evan (ebilton) | 54.56 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 30011. | Rea (leaca) | 54.56 | 95% | 2015-11-06 |
| 30012. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 54.55 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 30013. | SajiB (sajib66) | 54.55 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
| 30014. | O.U. (hotwater1228) | 54.55 | 84% | 2011-05-20 |
| 30015. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 54.55 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 30016. | Deepti (shinchan05) | 54.54 | 94% | 2023-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |