I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6681. | Hung (hung0702) | 96.00 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 6682. | Type (graphet) | 96.00 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 6683. | floof (flooffy) | 95.99 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6684. | jack (jackerdd) | 95.99 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6685. | kg (gylekilles) | 95.99 | 99% | 2019-05-22 |
| 6686. | Tikku (undefined_particle) | 95.99 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 6687. | Gaboo (gaboopoopoo) | 95.98 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 6688. | Atticus (plutakis) | 95.98 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 6689. | Brandon (sontar) | 95.97 | 98% | 2025-04-05 |
| 6690. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 95.96 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6691. | m (hotdogggg) | 95.96 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 6692. | SirAlig (siralig) | 95.96 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| 6693. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 95.95 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6694. | Nathan (palefire) | 95.95 | 98% | 2024-12-27 |
| 6695. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 95.94 | 96% | 2025-10-17 |
| 6696. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 95.94 | 95% | 2024-04-20 |
| 6697. | Satyam (satyam_kumar) | 95.93 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 6698. | Bantu (bantu88) | 95.93 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 6699. | Rick Hojun (facehunt) | 95.93 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 6700. | Chatham (cala95) | 95.92 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 6701. | Bailey (joshameegibbs) | 95.92 | 99% | 2025-04-26 |
| 6702. | Phloamy (phloamy) | 95.92 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 6703. | (records) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 6704. | jef_the_fish (jef_the_fish) | 95.91 | 97% | 2025-09-15 |
| 6705. | Emile (ratlover128) | 95.91 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6706. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 95.91 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 6707. | piw (rafi12345) | 95.91 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 6708. | Fabian (redburningice) | 95.90 | 98% | 2023-12-31 |
| 6709. | Mirek (mireknguyen) | 95.89 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 6710. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 95.89 | 94% | 2017-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |