So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12705. | Mark (lemon________) | 80.54 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12706. | Sean (metrognome12) | 80.54 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12707. | bug (toadcity) | 80.54 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 12708. | swordbeard (swordbeard) | 80.53 | 96% | 2013-09-23 |
| 12709. | Janis (vigilante434) | 80.53 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 12710. | vasja (vvvasja) | 80.53 | 97% | 2013-06-08 |
| 12711. | Maurice (pesto_exotortionist) | 80.53 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12712. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 80.53 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12713. | Triangulator (triangulator) | 80.53 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 12714. | Aaron (aaronong) | 80.53 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 12715. | Ayatsuji (ayatsuji) | 80.52 | 90% | 2015-10-22 |
| 12716. | Rory (ginganinja1) | 80.52 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 12717. | Ian (llamasquad) | 80.52 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 12718. | Derrick (mamba98) | 80.52 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 12719. | E (fradoodle) | 80.52 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 12720. | junior (sukachik3n) | 80.52 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 12721. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 80.51 | 92% | 2015-06-25 |
| 12722. | Mitko (mitang31) | 80.51 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 12723. | (Sathesh) (sathesh@ymail.com) | 80.51 | 97% | 2012-07-16 |
| 12724. | Druid (amrdruid) | 80.51 | 96% | 2014-02-21 |
| 12725. | Alexander (diam) | 80.51 | 98% | 2011-11-18 |
| 12726. | Accuracy99 (copmysteez) | 80.51 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 12727. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 80.51 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12728. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 80.51 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
| 12729. | Sonatry (danyannang) | 80.51 | 97% | 2013-01-10 |
| 12730. | jesus (jeesus42069) | 80.51 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 12731. | Zoe (albatross1825) | 80.51 | 97.1% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12732. | Chao (cqsheng) | 80.50 | 93% | 2013-07-24 |
| 12733. | Stella (gmacd) | 80.50 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 12734. | Aleksandar (itsacko) | 80.50 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |