As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15868. | Mikhael (kupukupu) | 70.29 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 15869. | SkyPromp (skyprompdvorak) | 70.28 | 96.7% | 2024-09-10 |
| 15870. | Ngô Hoàng Bách (bachng) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 15871. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 15872. | Rousslan (dosssman) | 70.28 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 15873. | Kavan (kavan044) | 70.27 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 15874. | James (jimmythekid1997) | 70.27 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
| 15875. | Razormaul (razormaul) | 70.26 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 15876. | Jude (jfendo) | 70.26 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 15877. | Alikhan (pikachoof) | 70.26 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 15878. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15879. | Jonathan (famestorm) | 70.26 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
| 15880. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.26 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
| 15881. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 70.25 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 15882. | Minh (formulasquid) | 70.25 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15883. | James (jamesofnet) | 70.25 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 15884. | DariusT (dariust) | 70.24 | 97.6% | 2024-11-05 |
| 15885. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.24 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
| 15886. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 70.24 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 15887. | choeqq (choeqq) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 15888. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 15889. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 15890. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15891. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15892. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 15893. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 15894. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 15895. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 15896. | zaniznehy_taz (zaniznehy_taz) | 70.22 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 15897. | Andoot (andikke) | 70.22 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |