And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25258. | Gooseity (goose_ity) | 70.64 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 25259. | Allan (allanomalley) | 70.64 | 92% | 2013-09-09 |
| 25260. | ranarison (niaina) | 70.64 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
| 25261. | Corinne (spreeleicora) | 70.64 | 95% | 2011-06-11 |
| 25262. | maharshi (supermaharshi) | 70.64 | 94% | 2012-04-20 |
| 25263. | Laura (lneedham22) | 70.64 | 97% | 2014-04-21 |
| 25264. | MrDot (mr_dot) | 70.64 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 25265. | Anh (mrmoon) | 70.64 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 25266. | Dawn (dragons471) | 70.63 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 25267. | Axel (krohzy) | 70.63 | 93% | 2013-02-16 |
| 25268. | Axel (kakmumsaren) | 70.63 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
| 25269. | KC Abhinav (kcabdn) | 70.63 | 96% | 2022-04-09 |
| 25270. | wingardium leviosa (harry_p... | 70.63 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 25271. | Rajat (rajatbhatnagar) | 70.63 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 25272. | Bill (billxnye) | 70.63 | 94% | 2017-05-08 |
| 25273. | Ahmet (milyt) | 70.63 | 86% | 2016-10-07 |
| 25274. | Tjersti (tjersti) | 70.62 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 25275. | VINICIUS (wingfingers) | 70.62 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 25276. | Aaron (feast) | 70.62 | 96% | 2017-01-24 |
| 25277. | Q (gh40402) | 70.62 | 91% | 2015-12-04 |
| 25278. | anisa (anisaifah) | 70.62 | 92% | 2015-08-03 |
| 25279. | CF (cfoodc) | 70.62 | 95% | 2016-03-27 |
| 25280. | lana (lanalynn) | 70.62 | 87% | 2014-06-03 |
| 25281. | Steven (steven3) | 70.62 | 95% | 2017-04-03 |
| 25282. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.62 | 94% | 2018-06-01 |
| 25283. | Uhh (lavreen) | 70.62 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 25284. | Jaye (f4ithnloy4i) | 70.61 | 83% | 2012-04-25 |
| 25285. | Dylan (dseq) | 70.61 | 96.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25286. | Kaymart (barrix) | 70.61 | 90% | 2016-07-07 |
| 25287. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 70.60 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |