The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1957. | blaize (blaizeyo) | 130.63 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 1958. | Sebastian (gonx) | 130.61 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 1959. | justinaballz (justinaballz) | 130.60 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 1960. | safari (safari_type) | 130.60 | 97% | 2015-07-04 |
| 1961. | Zero (0gundam) | 130.60 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1962. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 130.58 | 97.2% | 2021-02-09 |
| 1963. | M (springfield12) | 130.58 | 100% | 2023-07-18 |
| 1964. | V (vbtb) | 130.58 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 1965. | charliebitmay (charliebitmay) | 130.58 | 97% | 2013-10-16 |
| 1966. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 130.57 | 100% | 2023-07-09 |
| 1967. | Stephany (srk10) | 130.57 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 1968. | wolff (gwolff) | 130.57 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 1969. | Tyomcha (tyomcha) | 130.55 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 1970. | Max (maxie35) | 130.55 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 1971. | Jellybee (jellybee) | 130.54 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 1972. | Alan (alandnormal) | 130.51 | 96% | 2014-12-04 |
| 1973. | superreal (pupqet) | 130.50 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 1974. | M (sasoriza) | 130.50 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 1975. | Eric (appleipad556) | 130.50 | 99% | 2020-04-25 |
| 1976. | j (jachen) | 130.49 | 97% | 2011-10-26 |
| 1977. | . (speedyant) | 130.48 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 1978. | Adam (adamsofine) | 130.48 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 1979. | dont cheat (glaivenside) | 130.47 | 99% | 2011-07-28 |
| 1980. | John (cucarachazzz) | 130.46 | 100% | 2016-04-19 |
| 1981. | Austin (tbhys) | 130.43 | 98% | 2014-05-19 |
| 1982. | WoRtEx (wortex) | 130.41 | 97% | 2014-06-28 |
| 1983. | Abdou (abdou040) | 130.40 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 1984. | CJ (bighiest) | 130.40 | 99% | 2023-07-09 |
| 1985. | Alex (mavis_beacon) | 130.40 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 1986. | Taro (yada) | 130.40 | 99% | 2012-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |