I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8746. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 93.18 | 96.7% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8747. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 93.17 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8748. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 93.16 | 98.2% | 2025-01-10 |
| 8749. | hissi (hissi) | 93.16 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 8750. | Yakiniku (bigmeatball) | 93.16 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8751. | peepeepoopoo (12peepeepoopoo) | 93.15 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8752. | keasbey (keasbey) | 93.15 | 97% | 2025-01-21 |
| 8753. | Auyox (deadbags) | 93.15 | 99% | 2020-05-12 |
| 8754. | Monirak (jeanpierredeversai... | 93.15 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 8755. | delfan (delfaaan) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 8756. | Elie (eliepr0) | 93.14 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8757. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 93.14 | 95% | 2017-06-13 |
| 8758. | spin (bprime712) | 93.13 | 95.9% | 2024-09-13 |
| 8759. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 93.13 | 97% | 2017-04-11 |
| 8760. | Avery (volleygirl1011) | 93.13 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8761. | Alex (poop_guy) | 93.13 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8762. | sashimi (sashimifx) | 93.12 | 99% | 2025-04-26 |
| 8763. | (ryan8896lch) | 93.12 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8764. | yo (markus1012) | 93.11 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8765. | Ko (__lo) | 93.11 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 8766. | Cael (paile) | 93.11 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 8767. | YT (inverxted) | 93.11 | 96.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 8768. | Walter (heisen_berg) | 93.10 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8769. | niko (taipahthetaigah) | 93.10 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 8770. | Eimantas Melnikas (pavargau) | 93.09 | 98% | 2024-07-19 |
| 8771. | ahmedaqx12 (ahmedaqx12) | 93.08 | 97% | 2025-01-20 |
| 8772. | Ibrahim (platon) | 93.08 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8773. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 93.08 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 8774. | Cihsa (oddlysatisfly) | 93.07 | 98.3% | 2024-04-26 |
| 8775. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 93.07 | 99.4% | 2023-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |