I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9782. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 9783. | Susie (susieq22) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9784. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 87.15 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9785. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 87.15 | 99.5% | 2025-04-16 |
| 9786. | Simeon (skrtable) | 87.15 | 97.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9787. | Saad (saad9766) | 87.14 | 97.1% | 2024-05-08 |
| 9788. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9789. | poqe8819 (poqe8819) | 87.13 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9790. | Paul (laule9) | 87.13 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9791. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 87.12 | 95.6% | 2025-02-10 |
| 9792. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9793. | Soggy (soggydog) | 87.12 | 98.1% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9794. | Arthas (arthalich) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 9795. | Wind (windywind) | 87.12 | 96.9% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9796. | Speedflexer (speedflexer) | 87.12 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9797. | Mark (phoenixxix) | 87.12 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 9798. | sashaannmarcy (sashaannmarcy) | 87.10 | 97% | 2024-12-15 |
| 9799. | Ghrenix (ghrenix) | 87.10 | 94% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9800. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.10 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9801. | Mateus (k0walsk1) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 9802. | Ben (bendover_yuh) | 87.09 | 98% | 2024-09-23 |
| 9803. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 87.09 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9804. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 87.09 | 94.9% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9805. | kraken (pronto1) | 87.09 | 97.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9806. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 87.09 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 9807. | johnny (johnnywick) | 87.08 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9808. | Dorky (dorkydisco) | 87.08 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 9809. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 87.08 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 9810. | Mochi (skylane) | 87.08 | 97% | 2015-06-15 |
| 9811. | K (lazywater) | 87.07 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |