As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11218. | IBM Model F (modelm) | 81.41 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
| 11219. | Quench (quench) | 81.40 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11220. | Zack (zbrooks) | 81.40 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11221. | ! (heckar) | 81.39 | 95.6% | 2024-08-08 |
| 11222. | Ali (amizan8653) | 81.39 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11223. | Bradley (breadlyn) | 81.39 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 11224. | The (thedecider) | 81.39 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
| 11225. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 81.39 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 11226. | james (earl2bad) | 81.38 | 95% | 2015-07-18 |
| 11227. | David (determinationxp) | 81.37 | 96.4% | 2024-08-05 |
| 11228. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 81.37 | 98.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11229. | Bruh (bruh_widow) | 81.37 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 11230. | Cyber (lilcyber) | 81.37 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11231. | MuffinMike (muffinmike) | 81.37 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 11232. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 81.37 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 11233. | FS (kittyman31) | 81.37 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 11234. | Cal (raceto151) | 81.36 | 96.5% | 2025-03-05 |
| 11235. | Bobs Bakery (bobs_bakery) | 81.36 | 97% | 2025-11-08 |
| 11236. | Rich (darklight136) | 81.36 | 97% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11237. | Ryan (sasakii) | 81.36 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11238. | Calista (calcoua) | 81.36 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 11239. | Daniel (danielfromohio) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11240. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 81.36 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 11241. | sd (souparna021) | 81.36 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 11242. | Max (maxwellmax) | 81.35 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 11243. | Moulik (morocks) | 81.35 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 11244. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 11245. | Mordraug (mordraug) | 81.34 | 92% | 2016-08-12 |
| 11246. | josh (isotimic) | 81.34 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11247. | Parker (pg191919) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |